TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH OUR EASTER AND PASSOVERGREETINGS
Please, excuse our Site's lack of Easter and Passover greetings this year. They were lavishly prepared. Yet, "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" interfered with their publication. THEREFORE, belatedly, we wish all our Christian and Jewish family members; especially, our kind visitors and all inhabitants of Planet Earth, THE HAPPIEST OF EASTERS AND PASSOVERS. In the coming year, May the Father's Blessings abundantly cascade upon you and yours. May peace and prosperity reign in Jerusalem and throughout all the World. These things we pray for in the Name of our Master and Lord Jesus the Christ
Happy Passover!
OUR EASTER AND PASSOVERGREETINGS
We wish all our Christian and Jewish family members; especially, our kind visitors and all inhabitants of Planet Earth, THE HAPPIEST OF EASTERS AND PASSOVERS.
In the coming year, May the Father's Blessings abundantly cascade upon you and yours. May peace and prosperity reign in Jerusalem and throughout all the World. These things we pray for in the Name of our Master and Lord Jesus the Christ
To Our Jewish Family Members: "Next Year In Jerusalem!"
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To Our Scrantonian Brothers and Sisiter Spread Throughout The Globe. Know You Will Always Have a Home With th Us!
GREETINGS
TO ALL RELIGIONS
DEDICATED TO
THE GOOD
"Make Every Day Christmas; and, Every Evening Christmas Eve." The Philosopher
Then You will Always Hear The Bells and Angels Singing; Being Filled With Cheer Throughout Each And Every Happy New Year!" The Philosopher
This Year Peace
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Happy Resurrection Day! Happy Easter! To All!
And The Flesh was made The Light; and, The Light Dwells Amongst us, in The Spirit. The Theologian
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To My Little Girl = where ever you may be. Have a Happy New Year! Knowing someone loves you always.
GREETINGS
TO ALL RELIGIONS
DEDICATED TO
THE GOOD
"Make Every Day Christmas; and, Every Evening Christmas Eve." The Philosopher
Then You will Always Hear The Bells and Angels Singing; Being Filled With Cheer Throughout Each And Every Happy New Year!" The Philosopher
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH OUR EASTER AND PASSOVERGREETINGS
Please, excuse our Site's lack of Easter and Passover greetings this year. They were lavishly prepared. Yet, "TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES" interfered with their publication. THEREFORE, belatedly, we wish all our Christian and Jewish family members; especially, our kind visitors and all inhabitants of Planet Earth, THE HAPPIEST OF EASTERS AND PASSOVERS. In the coming year, May the Father's Blessings abundantly cascade upon you and yours. May peace and prosperity reign in Jerusalem and throughout all the World. These things we pray for in the Name of our Master and Lord Jesus the Christ
Greeting To All Religions of the Good
ESPECIALLY FROM OUR VETERANS
WHO KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE, AND ARE PRAYING FOR YOU.
TAKE CARE OF ONE ANOTHER, AND COME HOME SAFE.
LIFE IS GOIN FROM ONE BOTTEL TO ANOTHER
SCRANTIN WISDOM
To our beloved family and friends in Scranton, Pa. We Love you! Have a very very Merry Christmas!!! And prosperous Happy New Year!!!
Scranton PA is the only place in the world where: "You're going to get COAL in your stocking, if you're not good." REALLY MEANS SOMETHING. TINK BOUT IT?
This is SATIRE: Hey, Guys. We were just pulling your leg. Kidding around. Scranton style. Chill-out.
ONLY BORN AND BRED
"REAL" SCRANTONIANS
WILL UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING:
TA EVRYBUDDY IN SCRANIN PENCILVEINYA
AND ALL THE THOUSANDS OF SCANTONIANS WORLDWIDE IN THE NORTHEAST PA DIASPERA
COME BACK HOME. ASAP. WE'RE BECOMIN' OUTNUMBERED BY NJ AND NY GUYZ. DO YA WANNA US TA LOSE OUR SCRANTIN CULTURE. DER TAKIN OVER EVERYTIN. AND THEY AINT EVEN SPEAKIN POLISH OR IRISH. WE CANT UNDERSTAND NUTTIN. THEY DONT KNOW WHATA PEROGIE IS. IT'S DA TRUUT. TINGS ARE BOOMIN HERE. BUT DON'T TELL NO BUDDY CAUS EVEN MORE'LL MOVE HERE. YA KNOW.
RAILROADED IN STEAMTOWN
YA WE'RE STILL KEEPIN DA BARS OPEN ON SUNDAYS. NUTTIN'S CHANGED
Ta ar famly and frends in Scrantin Pencilvania, we wanna wish ya all a MARY MARY CHRISMASS. Tank ya very much fur everthin. We rally mean TANKS. SO HAVA A HAPPI NEW YEAR IN Lackwanna County. We know tings ar da same. Ya wanna but you lacka, that's life. But that dont mean we dont "Luv ya all!" Ya know, Joe Biden was born in Scrantin. Whadaya tink about that. Remember, when scrantin people say "tanks" we aint kiddin, ya know. Remember, Scrantin's motto: "Always plead Not Guilty. Caus nobuddy wants to be railroaded in Steamtown.Tink bout it" P.S. Tell Sister MA Walsh at Merrywould were bein good. And, "High" ta all the guyz at The U." PS N tell em people who wanna call Chrissmass a "Haliday" we say NO TANKS. Or, wer gunna TANK 'em very much. Like WER GUNNA TALK TO DOC HALIDAY BOUT AT ONE. So its Mary Chrissmass not Mary Haliday. C ya soon."
GHEES. YA CAN'T EVEN BE'S KIDDIN ROUND NO MORE WITOUT SOMEONE GETTIN MAD ATCHA. Ya prabably cant be's singin the Scranin National Anthem no more: "In the fawg, tha dawg fell off the saggy log." And the kids on the west and south sides prabably made peace. Betcha? Here's a Scranin thrivia queston fur ya: What's da capital of Scrantin? Tink bout it? No. it aint TROOP, It's Dickson City.
THIS YEAR
2005
and next year
2006 2007
TO OUR
JEWISH
BROTHERS AND SISTERS
MERRY
CHRISTMAS
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY CHANUCHAK
Especially to our Family Members
GREETINGS
TO ALL RELIGIONS
DEDICATED TO
THE GOOD
Or, As we say in Skrantin PA
Mary Christmas
Caus Mary was der.
Skrantin Trivia Question:
What song is the Skrantin National Antem sung ta: Yes. Mary Plagotszski from "down the line" was write.
It's sung to the
"VONTAGE" COMMERCIAL
teme song.
LET'S REMEMBER
THE MEMBERS OF
"THE WHITE ROSE SOCIETY"
Be THANKFUL
people of character, courage and moral conviction
reside amongst us.
WHAT IS A WHITE-ROSER?
WHITE-ROSER DEBATES ANTI-SEMITE
This Year Peace
White Roser is the nickname we bestow on individuals living the ethical principles members of the 1930s German WHITE ROSE SOCIETY practiced. Courageously, they [Jews, Christians, Atheists Agnostics etc.] publicly opposed Hitler’s rise to power. They paid with their lives.
A White-Roser not only opposes anti-Semitism, but refuses, as a matter of conscience, to be silent in the face of any Injustice.
What follows is:
A debate between a White-Roser and an Anti-Semite.
Anti-Semite: "The Jews are plotting our take over and rule the world." White-Roser: "Is that so? " Anti-Semite: "Yes. They have been nothing but trouble since they killed Christ." White-Roser: " They did not kill Christ . The Romans and Jewish Establishment did. ... Putting that aside. I have a few questions for you. Will you answer?" Anti-Semite: "Yes. I can prove my case. It’s the truth." White-Roser: "Okay. First question. How many people populate Planet Earth?" Anti-Semite: " I don’t know. My guess about 10 Billion." Anti-Semite: "Sorry. incorrect. Approximately 6.4 Billion people live on the planet." Anti-Semite: " Okay. So, I am not perfect." White-Roser: "Out of over 6 billion, how many Jews live on Planet Earth?" Anti-Semite: "I don’t know exactly. But, I guess about 500 Million to 600 million Jews. "White-Roser: "You are absolutely wrong." Anti-Semite: "Okay how many?" White-Roser: "Only an estimated maximum of about 12 million Jews. Yes. That is, only 12 million out of 6 BILLION still exist ." Anti-Semite: "That is a lie or some Jewish Media propaganda!" White-Roser: "No. It’s the truth. I will pay you $10,000.00 if the number exceeds 20 million."
A Week Later.
Anti-Semite: "Okay you’re right. But, why are there so few?" White-Roser: "Because idiots like you have been persecuting and murdering them for thousands of years! Stop it! Damn it! " Anti-Semite: SILENCE.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH Please, excuse our Site's lack of Easter and Passover greetings this year. They were lavishly prepared. Yet,
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HAPPY
THANKSGIVING
"Thank You, Father, for all the negative things which did not befall us, but could have."
The Theologian, The Mystic, ?theprophet?, The Philosopher, et al ]
Especially, To Our Troops
[From those of us who experienced the same.]
and
Happy Thanksgiving!
To
You and Yours!
Or, as we say in our
Beloved Skrantin, PA
Happi Tanksgivin
ta ya all
[And, Yes, the answer to the Skrantin trivia question, "What symbol appears on the Skrantin National Flag? It's a six pack!]
