"Ch' I am thinkink jou are a gut goy. Ch' now I understand-it vhat the "Yo!" meanink. Boy, jou got the Jewish brains. Jou should beink thinkink about the convertink. Vould jou say Hello, from jour show, to meine frieunde Rabbi Steve from the Tel Aviv? Ch'Iam worryink about ch'him."
"Oh, Jes. One-it more think. Meine mench Woof comes-it from the Buffaloe. Ist dat vhere the Dear mit the antelers play? Vhere they singink "Ch'Home, Ch' Home on the deranged. Vhere sledom is heard-it a dirty words, and the sky's are stormy and the cloudy all dem days. And, ver ist that Situation Wroomb? Tank jou meine gut goy. Also, the Mama sayink Hello to the Caffertynsky. Gut Buy!" Uncle Bubba: "No. Rebbe. Buffalo is a beautiful city in upper NY state. Please, Rebbe. Dont even mention the name Caffertynsky. Yull just get Mama's motor goin." Rabbi Moe: "OK, Zo I beink takink it the EZ. I'll being talking bout meine frieunde Rabbi Kracky Krakavetsky from Krackow in the Poleland." Uncle Bubba: "Cracky#$@!&^%." Rabbi Moe: "Jes. The Krakavetskys were beink the cousins of these loverboys Caffertynskys." Uncle Bubba: "Oy, Vay."
OK, PINKY,
WE WILL CALL YOU
MR. JIM AGAIN
BECAUSE YOU ARE A TRUE INTELLECTUAL.
As long as you do not beat-up on our TUCKY, his Brother Ken, nor Ken's wife Barbie. Or, that exemplary academician JANE HALL. But, beat-up on Cal T. until he grows a new moustache. For Heaven's sakes it's like he naked. And you know what that means. OK?
Pinky Pinkerton
FOX NEWSWATCH
Uncle Bubba: "Hey, Rebbie, you know I like at Fox NewWatch with at genius Mr. Eric Burns, especialy my mench Neal Gabbler, and the real acadenician and genius JANE HAL, even the Servative Cal Thomas [but not without the moustache]. And I been respectin at Jim Punky Pinkerton as an intellectual. But I dont like what he said bout our TUCCKIE. And insultin us southern workin folks. I m Southern workin folks, The Satirist is Souther Workin Folk - all ofs us was and some still is the poor. Satirist he's a son of a coalminers daughter killed in the mines. So, Rebbie I dont like it - Wr're just souther folk doing some JOSHIN, YARNIN AND POKIN FUN -WE KNOW HOW TO LAUGH AT OURSELVES WITHOUT MEANIN NOTHIN BAD. We dont need no yankee ta tell us if we can have an intellectual self-defacatin sense of humor." Rabbi Moe" Vell, now jou know vhat its like beink persecuted like my people. We beink zo persecuted we got guilt thinkink its our fault vhen it's not. Dont worry, Come on let pray for Pinky ." Uncle Bubba: Yeah. Rebbie, but ya gotta tel me what the beer language the He-brews means." Rabbi Moe, "I vill vhemn jou tell me vhat "Yo!" meanink and where is this Philie. "
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